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lyrics by Marit Larsen |
I’m pacing the streets
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lyrics by Marit Larsen |
I am a traveler seeking the truth, a human searching for the meaning of
humanity, and a citizen seeking dignity, freedom, stability and welfare under
the shade of Islam. I am a free man who is aware of the purpose of his existence
and calls, truly, my prayer and my sacrifice, my life and my death, are all for
Allah, the Cherisher of the worlds; He has no partner. This I am commanded and I
am among those who submit to His Will. This is who I am. Who are you?(HASAN
AL-BANNA)
+15oC/59oF
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10oC/50oF
The French are trying in vein to start their cemtral heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5oC/41oF
Italian cars won’t start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0oC/32oF
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5oC/23oF
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20oC/-4oF
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. Their Norwegians end their Midsummer celebration. Autumn is here.
-30oC/-22oF
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40oC/-40oF
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50oC/-58oF
Polar beras start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegians army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70oC/-94oF
Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183oC/-297,4oF
Microbes in food don’t survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.
-273oC/-459,4oF
ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying “Faen, it’s cold outside today.”
-300oC/-508oF
Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.